💜 FemmeFunn Hana Bullet: Little Toy, Big Thumpin’ – Product Review (2025)
May
The FemmeFunn Hana Bullet features a slightly flexible thumping tip for localized internal or external stimulation. It’s a simple, no-frills powerful little thumping bullet available in 3 colors: purple, pink and turquoise.
Hana Bullet at a Glance
Pros: Silky smooth silicone with flexible tip. Boost mode. Quick charge (30-45 mins). Memory function.
Cons: –
| Modes | Noise Level | Charge | Run Time | Dimensions | Warranty | Waterproof |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5 thumping speeds | 30-31dB | 45 minutes | >60 minutes | 5″ x 1.13″ | 1-year | Yes |
Unboxing & Inspection
The Hana comes in a hefty little box with its user manual and magnetic charging cable. It’s on the larger side for a bullet, measuring about 5″ long and 1.13″ wide. The simple 2-button interface is easy to use; just hold down the FF button to power on/off and press it to cycle through the 5 thumping speeds. Press the lightning bolt button for boost mode, which is a shortcut to the highest thumping intensity. It’s very quiet, measuring only 30-31dB.
The Hana flexes slightly where its tip curves inward, but it’s still rigid enough to be able to press and grind against; it doesn’t flex too much, in my opinion.
Run time: ~60 mins
Included Documentation
The user manual covers product specs and instructions on use, charging, and cleaning. Here’s an online version of the user manual.
My Experience with the Hana Bullet
This is a straightforward, no fuss bullet that provides a satisfying and focused thumping sensation as opposed to a buzzy kind of stimulation. Its 5 speeds range from somewhat gentle to strong thumping. It’s also got memory function, so it remembers which speed you were on the next time you turn it back on.
Hana’s localized stimulation feels amazing on my clit, and the “thumper” doesn’t depress or stop even when I press it firmly against my body. The little crook or bend toward the tip of the bullet makes a nice little indentation to nestle along your clit while the thumper works away at the base of your clit. I love the lowest speed the most; I find it to be the “thumpiest” and can even be enjoyed over clothing.
Due to its size and slight taper at the tip, Hana can also be used comfortably for internal stimulation, especially if you’re not ready for deeper penetrative play or if you don’t enjoy deeper internal stimulation for other reasons. Its petite size (5″ x 1.13″) makes it approachable and potentially more comfortable for those with a shorter vaginal canal. (We had a customer who LOVED the Hana for internal use after healing from their hysterectomy.) I’m a huge fan of shallow penetration, and the Hana feels amazing when inserted just inside my vagina or rubbing back and forth across my labia and clit.
On the other hand, if this thumping action appeals to you, but you want a different form factor, check out the Lovense Osci 3 (rabbit vibe with oscillating/thumping action), the Unihorn C Horse in purple (has an adjustable insertable arm and more focused thumping action for clit stim), or the Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen vibe (larger thumping surface area).
Hana feels like an adaptation of FemmeFunn’s earlier Sormi bullet, but without the “come-hither” hinging mechanism. I prefer the Hana over the Sormi; the shape of the Sormi is one of the best things about it, and Hana’s shape is so similar, both in its size and bend at the tip. When testing the Sormi, I wished that its tip offered more focused stimulation, and the Hana delivers on this wish. When you try to flex/bend the Sormi, it’s slightly creaky/squeaky(even when off), whereas the Hana has a graceful bend or flex to it, more like a mini wand.
Final Thoughts
Hana is a great little thumping bullet with a unique finger shape, simple modes (5 speeds – no patterns, though) and a 1-year warranty. I love that it charges to 90% in 30 mins – this is one I’ve impulsively grabbed several times recently, so I appreciate that it has a quick charge feature. Its size and simplicity make the Hana bullet approachable and versatile.
