Who We Are

At HappyBed, we believe an important part of a happy life is having a happy bed.  Our focus is to deliver highly rated products, at competitive prices, with fast and free shipping, and with a focus on privacy.

Safe, Curated Products

We sell 100% safe products, so you can feel confident with every purchase you make from HappyBed.

We know that not everyone’s body is the same and because of that, you should not trust just one person’s opinion on what works for them. That is why we have relationships with a network of knowledgeable reviewers who have reputations for unbiased product reviews. See our FAQ under Products for more information about our curation process.

30-day Low Price Guarantee

We regularly search high and low to make sure we have competitive prices. We will match the price of any local or internet based retailer for any product we sell. Simply use the contact us form to request a price match before or after the sale. Note that we cannot match any auction website pricing, out of stock items, or 3rd party sellers on Amazon (why you should never buy sex toys from Amazon).

Free, Fast Shipping

All orders shipping to the contiguous United States generally arrive 1-3 business days after shipping. Orders shipping to Alaska and Hawaii may take several additional days.

We operate our own warehouse and control the order fulfillment process. We generally ship all orders same day if placed by 1:00 pm CST Monday-Friday. Learn more about how we can do this in our FAQ under shipping. If we anticipate a delay, we will email you to inform you of the estimated delivery date.

*Orders containing only lube will ship USPS Ground.

Discreet Shipping and Billing

All of our packages ship in plain boxes or packing envelopes with a shipping label only identifying “Customer Service” as the shipping company.

In addition to this standard discreet shipping, we also offer two additional privacy options to ensure your packages arrive safely: Extra Discreet Packaging and Extra Discreet Shipping. With Extra Discreet Packaging we will pack your item(s) in a fake power charger box and then our Standard Discreet Packaging. That way, if anyone opens the shipping box, they still won’t suspect what’s inside. If that isn’t enough, you can avoid home delivery altogether using our Extra Discreet Shipping service to have your package sent directly to one of thousands of UPS Access Points across the country. Learn about both of those options on our here.

To learn more about HappyBed and our products, please see our FAQ page.